Free Ice Tray - Red Square Vodka
September 3, 2008
To claim your free ice tray click on the link below, enter your year of birth and then click ‘Giveaway’ in the top menu. Simply complete your details to receive your free ice tray.
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Hi, Could I please get a Free Ice Tray - Red Square Vodka?
Thanks:)
Hi Red Vodka people,
Is there any chance I could have a Free Ice Tray - Red Square Vodka please? Thank-you.
Anne aged 55 on 6th Oct 2008
Where’s the ‘Giveaway’ bit on the screen please? I can’t find it anywhere and would like free ice tray please
hi wheres the giveaway section?
Couldn’t get the “giveaway” on the screen. HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!! I desperately want one of these ice trays so I can enjoy watching my mates expressions when I serve up their ‘Black Russians’
hi i cud not find the giveaway section, please could i have an ice tray
hi
i entered my year of birth but there was no giveaway section, is this a con?
if not could i please receive one of your ice trays
many thanks
scott
Suzie Redford 12/10/08 at 19:50
I could not get the free ice tray ~ I followed the instryctions ~
Please could you tell me how I can get it ~
Thank you ~
Suzie
IT DOESNT WORK!!!!
i really want one aswell
I’d like one too, the website doesn’t work, you can put in your age but that’s as far as you get, no’giveaway’ bit.
Ta
is it possible to get a free ice cube tray as stated on your promotion. thanks
Hi, Desperate for a free ice tray - Red Square Vodka in time for christmas.Please tell me how i can get one as there is no giveaway section.Thanks
I think I was too late for this. It’s now Febuary. So what I did was carved a little ice cube tray out of spectol. Spectol is actually a rock mined in South Africa, it doesn’t live anywhere else apart from there. No one knows why. Anyway, what I did was mine the rock and then using a knife, a spatula and a tennis ball I’ve carved a little ice cube tray out of this rock.
As I see you are all desperate to get hold of a vodka ice cube tray for some reason or other I am willing to send you all a hand carved Spectol ice cube tray. I can even carve an ice cube tray in the shape of a badger if you really want one. Or perhaps a gusset. Yes, If you send me a cheque for $14.12 then I will send you a hand carved ice cube tray in the shape of a gusset.
And get this! Ladies - if you wear the gusset under your usual trousers or skirt, then once a month you’ll most likely have a little red square of your own! Now that’s quality for you!
Stu - please can you send me one of your gusset shaped ice cube trays, this sounds like the perfect gift for my wife, as she does tire of my constantly filling her gussets with ice. As you can imagine it can also be quite uncomfortable for her - and embarassing for me when her nether regions start accidentally dispensing ice in public. You can contact me at barry.gunderson@hotmail.com.
Many thanks.
Can anyone clear this up for me? Is it the standard European gusset design that we’re talking about, or the American design with extra flanges at the sides?
Pauline Potter’s gusset is her guiding light and her epicentre. She has worked in the factory for 20 years as a ‘Floater’ and that by definition she floats from one job to another.
Pauline feels trapped and is desperate to get out, she is learning to be a writer at night school and with her new book ‘Gusset Path to Life’ anything is possible.
The gusset determines the way a woman moves and feels. If it is cut the wrong way dramatic changes take place.
If you are experiencing mood swings, manic depression, irrational behaviour and want to kill the nearest man to you… check your gusset out!
I did and it changed my life.
This is a wonderful idea Stu and I too would like to order a gusset shaped ice cube tray. I would also like to order one of the badger shaped gussets as I have a terrible badger infestation on my farm.
Badgers are well known for their inability to tell the difference between a real badger and an ice cube tray shaped as a badger. As we all know, this curious badger trait dates from around Roman times when badgers were caught stealing the ice cube trays shaped as badgers out of fridges to “make out” with them. When Julius Ceasar witness this abhorrent behaviour he declared war on all badgers which is why we have straight roads.
In summation I wish to acquire 3 gusset shaped ice cube trays and 17 badger shaped ice cube trays with one of the badger shaped ice cube trays only having 3 legs as I’m fairly sure one of MY badgers has a fetish for that sort of thing. Is it possible to order a “Celebrities dancing on ice” tray? Along with a powerful heater please?
Regards
-Mike
Good afternoon Mike, firstly I’d like to thank you for your comments regarding my gussets. I was surprised to learn of the history around badger gusset ice cube trays being half-inched by badgers to make out with them. I was equally surprised to learn Romans used fridges to keep things cool. We learn something every day, right?
So to business - I can rush you the requested quantity of gusset shaped ice cube trays and will begin work on the special tripod model for you. As one of your badgers has a fetish for 3 legged badgers, perhaps I could suggest some other fetish based badger shaped ice cube trays? I can offer you badger shaped ice cube trays dressed in exotic underwear, vibrating badger shaped ice cube trays, cross dressing badger shaped ice cube trays, and an exciting badger shaped ice cube tray dressed in a gimp suit. Perhaps these other models will float your boat?
I do apologise, I don’t currently make celebrities dancing on ice shaped ice trays - perhaps I can offer you one shaped like an amush?
I was once discovered by a man called Scott in an alley trying to re-enter the earths atmosphere in a fridge.
Hi Sarah - I think it’s the standard European gusset design. It’s not heated, and you will have to apply for your own vehicle access..
Thankyou for your speedy response Stu. It’s a shame about the celebrities dancing on ice trays, what is this amush shaped ice cube tray you speak of?
Yes Roman’s used fridges to keep their frozen food stuffs chilled. They were always weak for the £1 nuggets you get from iceland……where smart Mum’s shop. Their fridges weren’t fashioned in the modern way due to a lack of mass production company’s, it was a fairly simplistic design where 3 penguins were trapped inside a barrel and repeatedly poked with a shoe made from the skin of a fat Iranian salesman. This somehow kept the £1 nuggets cool enough until consumption.
I’m not sure how many of the other badgers infesting the farm have fetishes but I’ll check. You should open a fetish range of badger ice cube trays as there’s clearly a niche in the market for this product and ask yourself this…….who on this planet DOESN’T need a cross dressing females badger shaped dildo extension in their freezer?
Regards
-Mike
Also with regards to payment,
Baby trouts?
Regards
-Mike
Well Mike, I’m glad you asked. Put quite simply, an ambush is a long-established military tactic, in which the aggressors (the ambushing force) use concealment to attack a passing enemy. Ambushers strike from concealed positions, such as among dense underbrush or behind hilltops. Ambushes have been used consistently throughout history, from ancient to modern warfare. An ambush predator is an animal which uses similar tactics to capture prey, without the difficulty and wasted energy of a chase. So i a nutshell, that’s the shape of the ice cube tray. I’m also working on a similar concept - an ice cube tray in the shape of the charge of the light brigade. Are you interested?
And I thank you for your comments. I will shortly be opening http://www.badgershapedicecubetraysandotherfetishrelateditemsusedforthestoringoffrozenwater.com, I hope you will be our first visitor?
With regards to payments, we regret baby trouts won’t be accepted.
We accept fiddly fishies and inconspicuous salmon (not from Manchester though).
Regards
Ohhhh, an amBush, I read it amush and asked my cousin what an amush was. He said it’s a tool used by ancient aztecs while hunting. They would call out the mating sound of a buffalo to attract the males then they would use an amush to blind them. It didn’t make any sense why I’d want an ice cube tray that can blind a horny buffalo.
I’ll have to decline the charge of the light brigade ice cube tray as it will most likely be a complete disaster and not a well thought out plan. Do you have any battle of hastings ice cube trays? Maybe shaped a bit like the bayeux tapestry?
As for the payment, I’ve spoken to my riverbank manager and fiddly fishes would be fine. Would you like me to transfer them directly to your riverbank account or fire them out of a cannon into the nearest tree?
Regards
-Mike
Good morning Mike, and thankyou for your constructive comments regarding my range of ice cube trays shaped like military tactics. I have done some serious thinking, and I have today decided to stop production of ice cube trays shaped like military disasters - so I will therefore not be able to offer you any trays shaped like the bombing of Pearl Harbour or any battle the French ever got involved in.
Mon Dieu I hear you say! Well, fear not, Michael. I did look into the possibility of ice cube trays shaped like the Bayeaux Tapestry, but alas - the dimensions of this tapestry are outside the normal operating dimensions of the average fridge. Unless, of course, your fridge is 230 feet long by 20inches high?
So on that note I have come up with an entirely new conept for you Michael, one that I think is completely unique - an ice cube tray shaped like a Trebuchet. A trebuchet (pronounced catapult) (sometimes spelled trebucket and pronounced ˌ”I’m too retarded to spell trebuchet”) is a siege engine that was employed in the Middle Ages either to transport livestock or destroy castle walls in 2 hits instead waiting for your chu-ko-nu to take over an hour. Trebuchets were found as early as 0 B.C. when Jesus built one to launch himself into America to write the book of Mormon. The design was then stolen by the Muslims to hurl large boulders, dead bodies etc. into castles for what they called “siege warfare” or “ye old rock throwing”. The advantage of this ice cube shape is that it can dispense cubes of frozen water up to 400 feet from where the actual device is located. I call this an ice cube creation and delivery system, or ICCADS for short.
There are some amongst us that argue this design is not only impractical, but downright fool hardy, but I think it’s brilliant. Imagine 60 - 70 trebuchet shaped ice cube creation and delivery systems each working to fling frozen water to the same location - it’s like a mini hail storm, Mike! Fantastic!
And finally - while I prefer the tree delivery approach to fiddly fishies, my financial director tells me it’s better to have the payment go to my account. He muttered something about not wanting to go stomping around in a swamp picking fish out of the bushes.
Thankyou for your continued interest in my products. Perhaps I can offer you a job in my ideas department?
Hi. Um, I’m not sure this is the correct place to be asking this question, but this is the closest I’ve come to finding out where to get my son a particular kind of present, so here goes :
We’re country folk, and I wanted to get little Jason a remote controlled badger for afternoon fun in the hills on our farm. But not just a remote controlled badger made of plastic, what we need to get is an actual ‘real’ badger. I realise science is making leaps and bounds in this field of technology, but I don’t believe it’s possible to remotely control an actual Melinae (badgers of Europe and Asia). So I suppose what I’m after is a dead badger with the insides removed and a series of motors installed that enable it to move in a realistic way (with moving legs and everything).
Now as I see this forum has somehow moved from vodka ice cube trays to badgers and such like, can anyone recommend a good dead animal stuffer/robotic engineering type person in the W13 area of London (near the Ealing Swimming Centre, opposite the boris the spider climbing frame)?
Any help would be much appreciated.
Miriam. I know a man, and I think this man can help. But for legal reasons he wishes to remain anonymous. You need to be more specific with your request :
A male badger is a boar, a female a sow and a young badger is a cub. There are eight species of badger, in three subfamilies: Melinae (badgers of Europe and Asia), Mellivorinae (the Ratel or honey badger), and Taxideinae (the American badger). The Asiatic stink badgers of the genus Mydaus were formerly included in the Melinae, but recent genetic evidence indicates that these are actually Old World relatives of the skunks (family Mephitidae).
Please specify which make and model remote controlled badger you reqire. Use exact terms. Meet me at Boris the spider climbing frame at 7.30 tonight. Make sure you aren’t followed.
That is all.
Were any badgers harmed in the making of these ice cube trays?
I’m deeply hurt and offended by the comment, “Badgers can’t tell the difference between a real Badger and an Badger shaped ice cube tray”
This DID date from prehistoric times but it was out ANCESTORS who couldn’t tell the difference, NOT OUR GENERATION!!
Any further talk of this will result in legal action, under section 17, paragraph 4 of the “Badgers Freedom” act; it clearly stipulates the following,
“Any organism caught in a racial act toward Badgers will be tried and prosecuted to the full extent of the law, these racial acts may include,
1 - “Hey blacky whitey stripey face”
2 - “Furbucket”
3 - “Badger shaped ice cube tray fornicater”
I hope I have made my feelings clear on this matter. Besides it’s the squirrels who can’t tell the difference between their species and an ice cube tray shaped as one of their species.
-Badger McBadger
My apologies Stu,
it would seem a member of my staff accidentally left the gates to the Squirrel and Badger compound unlocked last night allowing most of the habitants to escape and run riot on the internet.
All animals have been returned to the compound and once again we apologise for any inconvenice this may have caused.
-Dr Dolittle
Thankyou once again Stu for your speedy response, apologies for my late response. As I was driving home from work this evening I held up on the motorway by what seemed like a fight between an army of Squirrels and an army of Badgers. Very bizarre stuff.
As appetising as the trebuchet ice cube trays are I’ll have to politely decline. Thankyou for all your help and I shall post here again after the Badger shaped trays have arrived.
Regards
-Mike
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Hello again Stu,
My order of 3 gusset shaped ice cube trays and 17 badger shaped ice cube trays arrived this morning. I opened the gusset shaped ice cube trays and they were lovely, my wife thanks you. But imagine my surprise as I opened the Badger shaped ice cube tray box to find…………16 real life badgers!! (and 1 dead)
They’ve run rampant throughout the farm inpregnating every female badger they could get their mitts on. The infestation has now turned into an epidemic with baby badgers, big badgers and big bellied badgers bimbling about blatently everywhere.
I expect a full refund of ALL my fiddly fishes along with a letter of apology or I’ll be forced to make a visit with my lawyer to your office and throw paperclips at your wife’s breasts.
Regards
-Mike
Somewhere between Sept 27, 2008 and Sept.3,2008 I signed up for the free red ice cube trat. I was wondering if it was still coming? The web site took my order.
Thank you in advnce.
cindy kish
i would like to recieve the free ice cube tray please.